We mostly talk about WWDB World Wide Destructive Bastards major functions because that is the Amway cult sect I know. One of our readers shares URA Spring Leadership. Hmm. URA.
U R Asshole!
Thanks
for the inside information that all sounds very familiar. Same shit. Different
asshole.
Same
thing with URA (URAssociation) Spring Leadership. It's coming up soon.
Typically, it's in either Washington DC, National Harbor MD, Baltimore MD, or
Pittsburgh PA. They made a U-Turn back in January when they held Winter
Conference in Florida and forced everyone to drive or fly down from the
Mid-Atlantic down there.
The other two major functions are Summer Conference and FED (Free Enterprise
Days). They announced at a Winter Conference some years back that they could
not use the term, "Dream Night" as that was referred to before as a
directive from the company. Not sure if WWDB and URA butted heads over that or
if Amway Legal was really concerned about it for some reason.
Tickets to major URA functions when I was in some years back went for $93 a
pop.
Typical BS too. Get there on a Friday afternoon, check in (if you can), go get
a spot in line, sit there on the floor for several hours, run up to your room,
get changed, sit through the Friday Night session, then a Night Owl.
Saturday morning, get up from your overly packed hotel room which has five or
six people in it, or wake up from sleeping on the floor all night outside of
the doors to the ballroom/convention hall, arrive at 9:00AM, hear a bunch of
speakers including the XS girl speak, buy your conference ticket for the next
conference (also $93) when they go on sale at 1:00PM (because you have to show
you're all-in with your Upline), and the session ends at 2:00PM.
But wait, there's more. As if you weren't already bored to death, you get to go
to a two and a half or three hour Day Owl with your group that takes you to
about 5:00PM. By this time, you're sweaty and dirty and hungry. But hey, your
Upline will want to host a phone team for you to make calls after the Day Owl
where you might or might not have Upline order pizza that everyone chips in
for.
That takes you to about 6:00PM. Barely enough time to get a good nap because
you have to fight for time to shower with your roommates because you have to
change and wear a different color on Saturday night as doors open at 7:00PM for
the session to start at 8:00PM. That session will run until about 11:30PM or
Midnight with a Night Owl starting at around 12:20AM or 12:30AM. That will run
until about 2:00AM.
Then, you either go up to your room, change, then go back down to the ballroom
to sleep on the floor outside the doors or you try to get some sleep, then wake
up at 8:00AM, fight for shower time, get dressed, and be at the ballroom at
9:00AM as doors will open for the 10:00AM church service.
That goes until Noon, then a break for lunch (if you can find any), and then
the afternoon session starts at 1:00PM where they parade all of the different
"pins" across the stage for "recognition." This happens,
then more speeches, and that takes us until between 4:00PM and 5:00PM.
Then it's FINALLY time to go home. Actually, not really.
My team would either do phone team at 7:30PM so people who lived a ways from
phone team would have to kill some time before they showed up that Upline's
house. Or, they would go to some local gym and literally play dodgeball and
tire everyone out and then give speeches afterwards. They even had a trainer
run everyone through stretches and sprints on a couple of occasions. Totally
insulting.
Let me just say that after about one year in this shit, I ended up getting my
own hotel room and maybe going to a couple of sessions. The last conference I
went to, I stayed in my room my entire time except for the free breakfast I got
from Marriott or the Saturday afternoon breakout session. I tried to escape at
6:00AM on Sunday morning to drive home, but I, unfortunately ran into Crossline
wondering where I had been.
So that's URA (URAsssocation). I wanted to add these comments so that people
would know what to expect and so that their grueling weekends showed up in
Search.
So let’s help our with a few more keywords that Amway Ambots are plugging
into that Search!
URA Spring Leadership 2024
Amway URA Spring Leadership 2024
URAssociation Spring Leadership 2024
Amway URAssociation Spring Leadership 2024
URA Spring Leadership 2023
Amway URA Spring Leadership 2023
URAssociation Spring Leadership 2023
Amway URAssociation Spring Leadership 2023
URA Spring Leadership 2025
Amway URA Spring Leadership 2025
URAssociation Spring Leadership 2025
Amway URAssociation Spring Leadership 2025
“Can
dog consume Double X”.
Yes, believe it or not some idiot did a search for that and ended up at this
blog which is really high on the search engines for just about any criteria. In
this case it brought the searcher to the post about the Nutrilite Dissolving
Test where I talked about Nutrilite vitamins finally flushing when I used
a bag of dog shit to coax out a hold out vitamin!
But that brings me back to the searcher's question about the dog consuming
Double X. Why the hell would s/he want to do that? Double X has adverse
reactions to some people who take them so why risk your dog’s health. I know
people give their pets human vitamins for certain ailments like glucosamine or
MSM for joint issues. If someone is so inclined to give their dogs something
like that there are better quality vitamins in the marketplace that are much
more reasonably priced than Amway’s shitty overpriced vitamins.
More than likely this searcher was told by their upline to sign their dog up as
a customer and let them buy their own dog food or in this case Double X
vitamins. Yeah like a dog has disposable income and is capable of making their
own buying decisions! Not to mention typing on a computer! What else advice do
you expect from people involved in a pyramid scheme and involved in fraud and
encouraging others to fool around with a fake business. Sign up them phony
customers!
Anyway I thought now would be a good time to share a post about
Amway’s shitty dog food. One of my readers had a different problem with their
dog in that Amway’s Nutripet made it vomit and they had to rush it to an
emergency vet.
Bottom line if anyone loves their dog do not feed it anything to do with Amway
or you will be sorry.
I’m going to rant about the shitty Amway dog food. It costs approximately the
same as any high end dog food out there. Whether or not it has the same high
quality ingredients as other dog food companies I can’t say because I haven’t
recently compared. I will say the one time we bought a bag of Amway’s brand dog
food that I’ve never seen so much dog shit in my life! I’m the one who usually
walks the dogs. I’m more into fitness than Ambot and I walk everywhere and
those dogs give me an excuse to get out of the house every couple of hours. I
take the dogs out for a walk first thing in the morning. I’ll usually get one
shit out of each of them. After we switched them to Amway dog food the morning
walk consisted of 4 to 6 shits! Luckily I stuff lots of baggies into my
pockets! These dogs were easily shitting 10 times each by the last walk of the
night and huge baggy filling ones at that! I'd get home and flush them one
at a time and the next thing you'd know the toilet was clogged and the
bowl nearly overflowing. The Amway dog food made me very proficient at using a
toilet plunger! But I confess. If Ambot was home and the water was rising
in the toilet, I'd turn the water off and start screaming that the big
shits had plugged the toilet again and make him unclog it.
Ambot tried to put the Amway dog food onto his next order. I told him if he
wanted to keep buying the shitty Amway dog food that he would now be taking
over full time walking the dogs and cleaning up after them - a task he doesn’t
like. I suggested he find someone in his upline to take over the clean up duty
if they wanted us to buy Amway dog food. I got no takers. Imagine that!
I was able to put the dogs back onto the high quality, low stool dog food that
they’ve enjoyed in the past.
This drastically reduced the money I was spending on baggies.
This also drastically reduced the number of clogged toilets.
And of course only proves one thing – Amway is full of shit!
Although
quitting Amway anytime of the year is a good idea I wonder if it happens a lot
around Spring Leadership time. People who signed up with Amway during the
previous year and made zippo money were undoubtedly pressured by their upline
to renew their membership prior to year end and were forced to go to Dream
Night in January. But its been a few more months with no income but plenty of
money going out purchasing Amway products and tools. The upline pressures the
disenchanted IBO to purchase tickets to Spring Leadership. Don’t give in!
Buying the tickets is the cheapest part. There’s transportation, hotel, and
meals on top of that. Not to mention your time. More time wasted at an Amway
function. Time you will never get back.
I think spring is probably the time of year when most IBO’s quit but I have no
statistics to back this up one way or the other. Spring cleaning. Get rid of
the shit that is cluttering your life or not bringing you happiness. Amway is
probably at the top of that list!
Anyway this blog lets us look at stats showing what people type in search
engines to end up at the Married To An Ambot blog. We get some interesting
search phrases such as how to say fuck in igbo which shows up many times a
week!
Right now there are tons of hits every day from people looking for information
about Spring Leadership. It would be logical to think most of these searchers
are IBO’s and once the poor suckers end up here they don’t stick around to hear
about how we were abused by our upline. Sometimes a city will be typed into the
Spring Leadership search criteria though at the moment I don’t know which
cities.
Just for the record I have no idea when the Amway World Wide Dream Builders
Spring Leadership will be held. I also have no idea what city or cities it will
be held in. I don’t know who will be speaking. I don’t know the agenda. I don’t
know nothing. And I ain’t doing a Google search to learn about Spring
Leadership! I’m guessing there are several locations across the states and on
different dates but I have no proof one way or the other. It doesn’t interest
me enough to do a search ever since the Amway cult sect World Wide Dream
Builders changed their guest log in so us infidels can’t see this top secret
shit. Only cults are secretive about this stuff. Legitimate businesses don’t
usually keep stuff secret like where you can find them and when general
meetings are being held. Apparently information about Amway Spring Leadership
is difficult to search for otherwise there wouldn’t be so many horrified Ambot
searchers ending up here. I’ve noticed that in the past. You’d think Amway and
WWDB would have this information readily available near the top of the search
engines for IBO’s trying to learn about Spring Leadership. Nothing top secret
around here. We tell it like it is the stuff we saw and heard firsthand so you
can save your money, time and brain cells and not go to these Amway cult
meetings.
All I know is that Married To An Ambot is a top hit on Google for people
looking for information about Spring Leadership! Gotta love it! More
astonishing is that doesn’t seem to be a concern to WWDB or Amway. That’s
arrogance for you!
We also get a lot of searchers every day using search criteria on how to quit
Amway. Right now I’d say we get more searchers for Spring Leadership than
quitting Amway but that’s only because its in April. But its still wonderful
the number of searchers looking for information on how to quit Amway. Best
decision they’ve made since signing up to the Amway cult!
Its simple. If you quit Amway then you don’t need to waste any more money going
to shitty functions like Spring Leadership. Bottom line is these are
motivational seminars and very little, if any, business advice is given. The
IRS has already determined that Amway functions do not increase most IBO’s
sales or increase their recruitment. The IRS has labelled Amway functions as
social gatherings. If you think going to Spring Leadership will be a good tax
write off, think again. Expect to be audited if you try to write off anything about
Amway. It might not happen this year or next year. But if you piss off the
wrong person they might call the cheaters hotline and suggest they look a
little closer at your files.
Save your money and stay home.
Spring Leadership sucks! All Amway functions suck!
And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK
YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.
