Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Amway Ambots Can’t Mind Their Own Fucking Business



One of the things I hated about being in Amway were the horrible people we had to associate with - our upline.

To be more precise our fucking interfering upline.

These phony ass lying bastards who pretended to be your friends as long as you were spending your money on Amway products and tools. The same people who told you that because they were your upline you had to do everything they told you and you had to ask permission before doing anything or buying anything. Cult! Cult! Cult!

Yeah fuck that idea. I’ve been making my own decisions since I moved out after I graduated from high school. I’ve been figuring out where to live, what to buy, what to eat, where to vacation since I was a teenager. I’ve always been responsible with money, it took me a few years to save up a down payment and buy my first home and I learned how to invest my money along the way. Making responsible decisions is all part of being an adult.

Once you’re in Amway the upline tells you they will make your decisions for you. That’s one of the reasons I hated being in the Amway cult. Here’s a newsflash for you lousy miserable ambot bastards. I already know how to make my own decisions. I will resist everything you fucking cult leaders tell me to do. To piss you fuckers off even more I will do the exact opposite of what you order me to do. Just my little way of telling you to fuck off. My little way of telling you I can’t stand you. Whatever I can do to piss off you motherfucking interfering bastards I’ll do it. In fact I’ll go out of my way to piss off you fucking Amway cult leaders to make sure there is no doubt in your mind that you have no control over me and exactly how I feel about you. That’s what happens when somebody doesn’t like you. You have no influence over them. After the fucking Platinum son of a bitch stuck his nose into our lives one time too many I refused to have anything more to do with the bastard. I told Ambot I refused to go anywhere if there was a chance that sack of shit might show up in the same place. It was Ambot’s job to keep us apart. If he failed and I ran into that bastard I was going to give that fucking Platinum shit supreme like he’s never heard before. I’m sure there is no doubt in Ambot’s mind that I will make good on my cursefest if I run into that Platinum cult leader and that will embarrass him in front of his beloved upline.

Seeing as how the only times Ambot only went out was to go to Amway meetings and functions to do Amway things and the sack of shit Platinum would likely be there since he led most of those cult meetings, Ambot wisely went alone. This led to his upline telling him that I was uncoachable. Translation - those upline Amway bastards were unable to brainwash me. That meant they had no control over me and my life and it meant the money flowing to Amway was in danger of being stopped when I put pressure on Ambot to get out of the cult. That was when the fucking Platinum began putting pressure on Ambot to leave me and when that didn’t work he told Ambot he was praying that I would find another man and leave him.

That fucking sack of shit Platinum is the most fucking evil person I have met in my life! Fucking cult leader gets his jollies out of controlling other people’s lives and sticking his nose into places it doesn’t belong.

Amway IBO’s have that not minding their own business routine down pretty good. Qualifications to become an Amway IBO - the ability not to mind your own business and to interfere in other people’s lives.

Get a clue you fucking Amway assholes. Most wives do not like other people sticking their nose into their marriage and families. So if you’re an Amway IBO -  fuck off! What’s going on in other people’s lives is none of your fucking business!

Like I need any further proof that Amway IBO’s can’t mind their own fucking business every day this blog gets dozens of hits from people looking for information about Ganesh and Neha Shenoy. I’d never even heard of them until I started getting all these hits but a few commentators on the blog have since filled me in a bit. Apparently the Shenoys have either split or divorced or in the process of doing so. I do not know them and I do not know why they didn’t want to be married any longer. Its none of my fucking business. You don’t see me going around the Internet looking for information about them. Amway IBOs who have no concept of “none of your business” are frantically searching the Internet for information about Ganesh and Neha Shenoy and landing on my blog because I’ve put in enough keywords to misdirect them here. Here’s my take on things. If Ganesh and Neha decide its any of your fucking business why they split up, they’ll tell you themselves. If they don’t tell you why they don’t want to be married anymore then that should be a huge clue for you. They’ve decided they don’t want you to know. Its none of your business! From every corner of the world Amway IBO’s who can’t mind their own business are searching for information on Ganesh and Neha Shenoy’s divorce. Even Joecool’s troll from Scarborough Canada was at this blog searching for information on Ganesh and Neha Shenoy divorce. I think that most of us who read Joecool’s blog already know that troll from Scarborough can’t mind his own business. One of the prerequisites for being an Amway IBO.

There are many reasons that I hated being an Amway IBO. The money loss buying shitty overpriced Amway products and spending hundreds of dollars on Amway tools and attending Amway functions is only part of it. Putting up with the fucking interfering upline who can’t mind their own damned business was the worst part of being involved in Amway.





4 comments:

  1. I like your attitude... and vocabulary. heh

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    1. Hey thanks pinkvictim. Amway Ambots are prudes and would disagree with you. LOL! Amway Losers!

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  2. The essential nature of a cult (or any religion) is to TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE. The assumption of all such sects is that they possess the truth, and the truth needs to be imposed on others.

    This is also true for modern pseudo-religions like communism, socialism, feminism, liberalism, fascism, or any other ideology that feels it has a special insight into reality and how the world should be run.

    Amway, of course, is small potatoes in this respect -- it's just a little dipshit business cult connected to a pyramid scheme of phony purchasing. But the essential characteristics of a religious cult are all there -- sacred founders (Van Andel and De Vos); a divine secret (the "Plan"); religious festivals (Dream Night, Free Enterprise Day); a rigorous hierarchy (your precious up-line and Platinum); regular tithing (money spent on Amway crap, tools, and functions); a strict ethical code ("Never question up-line!"); required meetings (night-owls and other weekly gatherings); mandatory upbeat enthusiasm ("Never say negative! Always be positive!"); and even a dress code (cheap business suits for men, conservative skirts, blouses, and shoes for women).

    All of this turns you into a controllable zombie, which is precisely what Amway wants.

    It's also clear that Anna Banana (from what she has said above) was NEVER going to get along with the entire Amway culture of smiling, happy, brain-dead obedience. The lady is clearly a fiercely independent ass-kicker who has made all her own decisions in life without interference from others.

    Amway has made it clear, in thousands of ways, that self-determination and intellectual independence are NOT what they want. Things like that are a threat to them. A person who questions, who talks back, who dares to think outside the box, is anathema to everything that Amway stands for. This is really ironic, because Amway freaks go on and on about how they want energetic go-getters, hard workers, and "movers and shakers" for the business.

    What absolute bullshit! Amway doesn't want anybody like that at all. Amway wants obedient drones.

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    1. Anonymous - that's a really good definition.

      Amway is a commercial cult and I remember reading a woman's story about her time in Monavie which of course was patterned after Amway in how the upline abused their followers and the whole time she kept saying she'd never known about commercial cults until she got sucked in. And her money and brain cells sucked out.

      But yeah Amway is all about the twisted religious beliefs and the secret knowledge and taunting wouldn't you like to be a member of this exclusive cult.

      Amway is a cult and a pyramid scheme at the same time!

      If you don't like somebody then they can never have control over you. The fucking assholes in the Amway upline didn't like that attitude! The Amway cult leaders all believe themselves to be godlike creatures that should be highly respected, obeyed and worshipped.

      LOL! Like make me puke assholes!

      I don't like you and you ain't never gonna control me!

      That's the attitude that Amway cult leaders HATE!

      Someone who's independent from a young age and tenacious and doesn't take no bullshit is never going to be a person who'll get along with brainwashed Amway losers.

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